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Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Presents for Teacher
On the last day of kindergarden,all the children
Bought presents for their teacher.The florist's son
Handed the teacher a gift.She shook it,held it up and said,
"I bet I know what it is-its some flower !"
"That's right !"shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher
A gift she held it up,shook it and said,
"I bet I know what it is --it's a box of candy !"
"That's right !"shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from liquor store owner's son.The teacher,
Held it up and saw that it was leaking.She touched a drop
With her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine ?"she asked.
"No,"the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne ?" she asked.
"No,"the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said,
"I give up,what is it ?"
The boy replied,
.
.
.
"A puppy."
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts
THE END.
HILARIOUS - Wonder if these are true
Wonder if these are true………….
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.......
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
In other words, send it to everyone !
(& do I love that pig!)
How to keep a Wife happy ... Must Read Guys :)
It's not difficult to make a wife happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
45. Give her compliments regularly
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1.. Leave him alone.
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