Love

Love is sufficient of itself, it gives pleasure by itself and because of itself.
It is its own merit, its own reward.
Love looks for no cause outside itself, no effect beyond itself.
Its profit lies in its practice.
I love because I love, I love that I may love.
Love is a great thing so long as it continually returns to its fountainhead, flows back to its source,
always drawing from there the water which constantly replenishes it.
Of all the movements, sensations and feelings of the soul,
love is the only one in which the creature can respond to the Creator and make some sort of similar return however unequal though it be.
For when God loves, all he desires is to be loved in return; the sole purpose of his love is to be loved,
in the knowledge that those who love him are made happy by their love of him.

Why do students fails in exams...?

Why do students fails in exams...? It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays) -40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday . How can you study on your b'day?????? Balance = 0
"How can a student pass?????"

James bond in flight

James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.
Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.

Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi
Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

A B C D E

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar appleI for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai appleK for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..

Hindi versions of some english words

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe Le takaatak de takaatak
LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par Le tada tad, de tada tad
LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak
TIE : Kanth Langoti
MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti
TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa
TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti
TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini
ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr
RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra
RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda
BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak
MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev
CIGERETTE : Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha praveen.

10 Reasons Why God Created Eve!

10 Reasons Why God Created Eve!
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10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is on television.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.
AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ... * * * *
1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I know I can do better than THIS!!"
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Rules for Male, Written by Female

Rules for Male, Written by Female:
1. The Female always makes The Rules.:)
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

Decoding Error Messages - Web

As you surf the Net, you will undoubtedly find that at times you can’t access certain websites. Why, you make wonder? Error messages attempt to explain the reason for that and other problems. Unfortunately, these cryptic messages baffle most people. We’ve deciphered the most common ones:
400 - Bad Request
Problem: There’s something wrong with the address you entered. You may not be authorized to access the web page, or maybe it no longer exists. Solution: Check the address carefully, especially if the address is long. Make sure that the slashes are correct (they should be forward slashes) and that all the names are properly spelled. Web addresses are case sensitive, so check that the names are capitalized in your entry as they are in the original reference to the website. 401 - Unauthorized
Problem: You can’t access a website because you’re not on the guest list, your password is invalid or you have entered your password incorrectly. Solution: If you think you have authorization, try typing your password again. Remember that passwords are case sensitive. 403 - Forbidden
Problem: Essentially the same as a 401. Solution: Try entering your password again or move on to another site. 404 - Not Found
Problem: Either the web page no longer exists on the server or it is nowhere to be found. Solution: Check the address carefully and try entering it again. You might also see if the site has a search engine. If so, use it to hunt for the document. (It’s not uncommon for pages to change their addresses when a website is redesigned.) To get to the home page of the site, delete everything after the domain name and hit the Enter or Return key. For example, if the address is:http://pcpandit.com/index.php/internet/decoding-error-messages-22102008.htmlRemove English/HTML/email.htm. 503 - Service unavailable
Problem: Your Internet service provider (ISP) or your Internet connection may be down. Solution: Take a stretch, wait a few minutes and try again. If you still have no luck, phone your ISP or system administrator.

Enable Administrator at Welcome Screen

View Admin At welcome ScreenBy default windows XP doesn’t show the Administrator in the user list at the welcome screen. Here’s a way to get around it.Now head up to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\WindowsNT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon\SpecialAccounts\Userlist
Create a new DWORD entry and name it as Administrator and change its value to 1.
Exit and reboot for the changes to take effect.
To change it back change its value to 0 or simply delete the key.

Wireless Internet Tips

Wireless Internet Sharing

If you plan on sharing your wireless Internet access, you will need to have that option turned on in your settings. However, if you do not have other computers hooked up to the network at this time, for security purposes, you should leave the setting turned off until the need arises to share the wireless Internet access.

Wireless Internet Speeds

Coming in at the slowest is Bluetooth, followed by 802.11b, 802.11a and topping the charts currently is 802.11g. 802.11b is roughly equivalent to the traditional wired 10BaseT Wired Ethernet networks. Therefore, switching to Wi-If should not considerably slow down your wireless Internet connection .

Wireless Network Equipment While Traveling

You will need to have a wireless network card, either an adapter or integrated in your laptop. If you do not have an available slot on your PC, there are adapters you can purchase that plug into a USB port on the computer.

Finding a Wireless Internet Hot Spot

There are several stores and restaurants that offer wireless Internet access, such as Starbucks. If you have a particular destination in mind, you can call the hotels to see if they offer the service. There are also hot spot directories that you can search to find wireless Internet access.

Wireless Internet - WiFi Standards

802.11 is the Wi-If standard, however there are other standards which are variations of the 802.11. These include:

* 802.11a
* 802.11b
* 802.11g
* 802.11i.

The differences among these standards includes speed, transmission frequency, and price. 802.11g is backwards compatible with previous products, but that is not the case with 802.11a. Make sure you check on compatibility issues prior to purchasing products.

Wireless Internet and Dial up

It is possible to share a wireless Internet connection with dial up, but it is not a very good idea. Some access points, such as the airport extreme base station from Apple, will allow this. However, there is some slow down time with sharing a wireless Internet connection, and if you decide to share a dial up connection, you won’t be surfing anything fast.

Finding a Wireless Internet Hot Spot in a Chain

If you are traveling and know that you will be stopping at Starbucks, for example, and want to access the Internet, you can check out their website to see what specific franchises offer wireless Internet access.

Paying for Wireless Internet Access

Most likely, you will need to pay for the high speed wireless Internet access when you travel. Starbucks for example uses T-mobile as their wireless Internet provider. You will need to have a t-mobile account in order to access WI-if at Starbucks. There are some restaurants that may advertise free Wi-If, but in general, you should expect to pay a fee.

Nationwide Wireless Internet Service

There are a plethora of national wireless high speed Internet services available. AT&T, Sprint PCS, T-mobile, and Verizon are a few which offer nationwide service. You will want to check out various pricing, roaming policies and fees for the various networks.

Mixing Apples and PC’s to Share Wireless Internet Connection

You can mix apple and PC on a wireless network and share a wireless Internet access. For example, Apple makes an access point called the AirPort Extreme Base station. Even though it is made by Apple, it still uses the Wi-If standard, and PC computers with a wireless adapter on the network will be able to share the wireless Internet connection

Mixing Wireless Internet and Wired Internet

You can easily share a wireless Internet access while still maintaining a wired network. There are many wireless routers on the market which offer both wired and wireless network capabilities. It is also possible to add on an access point after a wired router for wireless access.

Configuring Wireless Access Point to Share Wireless Internet Connection

Once you install the drivers on your computer for the access point, you will be able to open up the configuration software that comes with the router. The IP address 192.168.0.0 is the lowest in the network and should be dedicated to the router. Make sure to follow the specific configuration instructions that come with your wireless router, as each product will be slightly different from one another.

Wireless Internet Equipment

The beauty of the WI-FI is that it set a standard for wireless networking. Because of this, you do not need to have equipment from all the same venders in order to run a successful wireless network. You will be able to share wireless Internet access as well without having equipment from all the same venders.

Configuring Wireless Internet Card

You will need to use the configuration software that comes with your network card to configure your computer to work at various hot spots. Simply type in the hotspot network name (various depending on the service you are using) and state the type of network, such as access point. You can also scan available wireless broadband internet access in the area and choose which network you wish to connect with.

Wireless Internet WIFI

WI-FI, the 802.11 standard, is important for a variety of reasons. Having a standard in the industry ensures that anyone using wi-fi will be using the same standard, therefore equipment and connections are interchangeable. Having a set standard makes setting up wireless networks, sharing wireless internet access and working with wireless equipment more users friendly.

9 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
********2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.********3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right!What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
********4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is.Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
********5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?” No Loser,I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
********6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”….Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
********7. When something is ‘new and improved!’ Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it.If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
********8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!What can you do that’s longer?
********9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?