Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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Sunday, February 6, 2011
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
FUNNY: The Best Eye Exercise for Professionals.
The best excersize for ur eyes while working Do it twice a day without fail
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Presents for Teacher
On the last day of kindergarden,all the children
Bought presents for their teacher.The florist's son
Handed the teacher a gift.She shook it,held it up and said,
"I bet I know what it is-its some flower !"
"That's right !"shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher
A gift she held it up,shook it and said,
"I bet I know what it is --it's a box of candy !"
"That's right !"shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from liquor store owner's son.The teacher,
Held it up and saw that it was leaking.She touched a drop
With her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine ?"she asked.
"No,"the boy answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
"Is it champagne ?" she asked.
"No,"the boy answered.
Finally, the teacher said,
"I give up,what is it ?"
The boy replied,
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"A puppy."
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts
THE END.
HILARIOUS - Wonder if these are true
Wonder if these are true………….
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.......
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
In other words, send it to everyone !
(& do I love that pig!)
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