Definition Of Kiss

*******Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
******* Prof. Of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
******* Prof. Of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
******* Prof. Of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
******* Prof. Of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
******* Prof. Of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
******* Prof. Of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
******* Prof. Of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
******* Prof. Of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
******* Prof. Of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
******* Prof. Of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
******* Prof. Of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
******* Prof. Of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
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